Seventeen 6-Word Memoirs


1. Never really quite getting it right.

2. The key is to drink heavily.

3. At least I’m not doing meth.

4. Deny, forget, repeat. Deny, forget, repeat.

5. Who needs boyfriends when there’s NPR?

6. Don’t live in parents’ basement–winning!

7. Must delete Internet history before die.

8. In a serious relationship with cheese.

9. The secret is pure, unadulterated denial.

10. Learning to embrace inner cat lady.

11. Convince yourself it could be worse.

12. Shits I give: rapidly approaching zero.

13. Just smile, nod, and drink lots.

14. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

15. It’s never too early to drink.

16. Made my therapist cry again today.

17. At least Hell will be warm.

Photo is of a sticky note by Anne Taintor, Inc.

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