If the Lakers win and keep the opposing team under 100 points, everyone gets two free tacos from Jack in the Box. Last night was the second time in a row I’ve been to a game where they met the taco quota (let’s be honest, I only go to the games for the foot-long hot dogs that are awkward to eat next to the guy I’m with, the beer, the potential free tacos, and the Laker Girls, and so that I can say all those things to the guy I’m with and gauge his reaction to the last part about the Laker Girls as a test–usually he fails, but last night’s passed with flying colors–he said to me, “You’re probably way too smart to be a Laker Girl.” 👏👏👏)
Last game, they accidentally gave me 2 taco coupons instead of the usual 1/person, so I now possess 3, and I’m afraid to use them because these tacos are apparently made with American cheese as you can see from the photo and I just would like to know what “Regular Taco” means. So for now, I think I’ll just keep collecting them with the hopes that one day I’ll be featured on TLC’s “Hoarding: Buried Alive,” with the sole object I’m hoarding and being buried alive by being the taco coupons. Too bad the only thing standing in the way of this dream becoming a reality is the fact that the Lakers are TERRIBLE.