As I walked into my boss’ office

this morning, wearing my Seahwaks hat:

Him: “Are you going to opening day?!”

Me: “Huh?… Oh–no. This is my ‘I’ve given up on life’ hat, so I wear it a lot.”

Him: “It’s awfully premature for you to be saying that.”

Me: “I like to think of it more as wise.”

Him:

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9 thoughts on “As I walked into my boss’ office

  1. Michelle says:

    But…but…did he think the Seahawks’ season started today? Or was he inferring your fandom of the Mariners and all Seattle sports by the hat? Sorry that’s all I take away from this…

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