When you forget how to spell your name

at a mixer with some of the most powerful, influential people in Hollywood.

#WINNING

And then you spill food all over your shirt and then make friends with a portly lesbian when you see her spill her drink and tell her she’s NOT ALONE and then you accidentally boob-touch her and you think she thinks it wasn’t an accident because she just embraces you after.

19 thoughts on “When you forget how to spell your name

  1. emilypageart says:

    I’ve had people misspell their own names and their kids names in paintings I teach. And I accidentally boob touch people on a regular basis – usually kind of hard with my elbow. They do not embrace me when I do that. Maybe I should be aiming for the portly lesbians among them.

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