at a mixer with some of the most powerful, influential people in Hollywood.
And then you spill food all over your shirt and then make friends with a portly lesbian when you see her spill her drink and tell her she’s NOT ALONE and then you accidentally boob-touch her and you think she thinks it wasn’t an accident because she just embraces you after.
This deserves a slow round of applause.
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Thank you 🙂
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I’ve had people misspell their own names and their kids names in paintings I teach. And I accidentally boob touch people on a regular basis – usually kind of hard with my elbow. They do not embrace me when I do that. Maybe I should be aiming for the portly lesbians among them.
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lol!! I’m glad I’m not alone 🙂
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Ugh I know. I know.
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Believe me, I have done FAR worse in my time.
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Always good to have a partner in crime 😉
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I am a fucking train wreck on the reg!
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ME. TOO. 🙂
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Embrace it! It makes for some fucking hilarious stories to share down the road!
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You are a world class expert at awkward. I’m so jealous. I want to be able to make an idiot of myself in front of strong, powerful, influential people. You’re my hero.
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Hahahahaha thanks….? 😉
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You know me. I just have the best way with words, because I’m so AWKWARD.
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I meant all that in the nicest way possible.
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Hahah just saw this one–no worries, I took it in the nicest way possible even if that’s not how you meant it 😉
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I think I just showed how awkward I am.
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All aboard the Awkward boat!
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Been there, done that, ruined the sweatshirt…
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