Peanut butter makes me feel so bad for people with nut allergies. It’s one of the best things in the world – right up there with bacon and blowing bubbles.
So, I realize you just started following my blog (thanks for that, btw) and the next statement may cause you to rethink that click of the mouse… but I actually can’t stand peanut butter. Ever since I was a kid, and it’s gotten to the point that the smell kinda makes me gag a little. I don’t like chocolate either, but I at least tolerate that. You may commence with the throwing of things.
I can ONLY eat the fresh ground shit from health food stores, otherwise I get terrible gas a la Brutus style and I fart for days after. It is weird! But I loves me some penis butter and jelly all the time! Yeah, I know I am so immature.
Uh, yep. I grew up on peanut butter as a kid and as an adult, and as a professional, and as lazy turd. I’m pretty much 50% pizza, 50% peanut butter and the rest is water. So no water.
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Peanut butter makes me feel so bad for people with nut allergies. It’s one of the best things in the world – right up there with bacon and blowing bubbles.
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Yes!!!!!
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I feel the same way about ppl who are lactose intolerant. Sad face.
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So, I realize you just started following my blog (thanks for that, btw) and the next statement may cause you to rethink that click of the mouse… but I actually can’t stand peanut butter. Ever since I was a kid, and it’s gotten to the point that the smell kinda makes me gag a little. I don’t like chocolate either, but I at least tolerate that. You may commence with the throwing of things.
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Hahahah nooo judgement–I’m actually not super high on chocolate either (shh don’t tell).
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This comes just in time for International No Diet Day. Well played.
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I can ONLY eat the fresh ground shit from health food stores, otherwise I get terrible gas a la Brutus style and I fart for days after. It is weird! But I loves me some penis butter and jelly all the time! Yeah, I know I am so immature.
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Uh, yep. I grew up on peanut butter as a kid and as an adult, and as a professional, and as lazy turd. I’m pretty much 50% pizza, 50% peanut butter and the rest is water. So no water.
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ahahahahahah. Same.
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