Watching movies: a good old-fashioned family activity. If you can’t decide what to watch on your next movie night with your parents (which will be really soon because like who else are you going to have a movie night with you’re alone in life you may as well just move back home and die there), here are some suggestions.
1. Wedding Crashers
The hand-job-under-the-table scene is the best for watching while you’re sitting next to your dad.
2. The Virgin Suicides
I mean… obviously.
3. Pink Flamingos
Can’t stress enough how essential this film is for viewing in social situations.
You grow up thinking you love that movie, and then when you watch it as you get older and wiser, you realize it’s a bunch of bullshit sexist propaganda–a half-naked woman who can’t speak and is game for anything? “GREAT,” said the Patriarchy.
5. Spring Breakers
For some quality mother-daughter bonding time.
7. Any Woody Allen Film
Especially if you’re a stepdaughter watching with your stepfather. And you’re adopted. And you’re young. And Asian.
BOOB SCENE. HANDPRINT-ON-THE-STEAMY-WINDOW, SEX-SCENE-TO-RUIN-ALL-SEX-SCENES, SEX-SCENE-TO-RUIN-ALL-SEX., SEX SCENE.
9. Girl, Interrupted
Attn: Daughters–this is your go-to.
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