and take the stairs instead of the elevator… And then gives you his number.
I’m getting mixed messages..
When the security guard in your office building tells you that you need to go to the gym
and take the stairs instead of the elevator… And then gives you his number.
I’m getting mixed messages..
only bad chi 
I have to know what you did with the number. Perhaps he gave you the number because he is a personal trainer on the side. And also, I would have told him that food is way more important than a gym will ever be.
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Haha yes! I just took the number, didn’t offer mine, and prayed I would never hear from him again. Besides every morning when I get out of the elevator that directly faces him. *FACEPALM* Maybe the stairs ARE the solution here…
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As long as the stairs come out somewhere else. What are you going to do for the first date? Go the gym together? That sounds like a no. He would probably scoff at the notion that you go out for pizza so we know things aren’t gonna work already.
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Exactly. PASS.
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You should started eating his number in front of him then spit it out as if you were sick. He would have received the message.
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Hahahah!! Genius as always, George
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He gave you his number in case you pass out during the strenuous treck up the stairs. OBVIOUSLY.
WOMEN. ALWAYS making things overly dramatic and romatic.
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So… not a good pick up line? Good to know…
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😉
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Lol. That is hysterical.
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That’s pathetic. Poor guy.
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I say, put your jacket in a tight ball under your shirt and pretend to be fat.
It won’t work, but he may well get the point and, besides, technically, that is harassment.
Scott
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