Picnics are great. Because they involve food. You can do them with people or by yourself (you don’t need anyone, you eat alone all the time! Literally–you’re eating at all times. Usually solo.). You don’t even have to go outside–have one on your floor! This is where you’re usually eating alone anyways!
Here are the best things to stock your picnic basket with.
The most important food group.
Also the most important food group.
Salads, of the Pasta and Potato Varieties
The only kinds of salad we’ll be eating.
An entire loaf or three will do.
It never hurts to throw a Quesarito in there.
Pretty sure Marie Antoinette was talking about picnics.
This will be your second bread course.
We’re mixing and matching, people! Don’t limit yourselves!
In the form of ice cream. Or pie.
You can never have enough hot dogs. Plus like they’re just so American. If you don’t picnic with hot dogs, 9/11 is your fault.
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