As Featured on News Cult: The Best Picnic Foods

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Picnics are great. Because they involve food. You can do them with people or by yourself (you don’t need anyone, you eat alone all the time! Literally–you’re eating at all times. Usually solo.). You don’t even have to go outside–have one on your floor! This is where you’re usually eating alone anyways!

Here are the best things to stock your picnic basket with.

Alcohol


The most important food group.

Cheese

Also the most important food group.

Salads, of the Pasta and Potato Varieties

The only kinds of salad we’ll be eating.

Bread

An entire loaf or three will do.

Chipotle

It never hurts to throw a Quesarito in there.

Cake

Pretty sure Marie Antoinette was talking about picnics.

Bread Pudding

This will be your second bread course.

Cheesecake

We’re mixing and matching, people! Don’t limit yourselves!

Fruit

In the form of ice cream. Or pie.

Hot dogs

You can never have enough hot dogs. Plus like they’re just so American. If you don’t picnic with hot dogs, 9/11 is your fault.

Featured on News Cult: http://newscult.com/?p=68116

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6 thoughts on “As Featured on News Cult: The Best Picnic Foods

  1. bensbitterblog says:

    I think you forgot the pizza group as it is a whole group on it’s own. And just so you know, picnics are not a leisure activity, they are a competition. Like the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest on July 4th. Oh and barbecue.

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