Ugh where do I start. How much time do you have. Does every moment of every day count?
Below are my regrets… and counting.
1. All those hours spent watching Vanderpump Rules
2. Eating kale that one time
3. 95% of the guys I’ve been involved with
4. RSVPing to any event, ever
5. The one time I over-plucked my eyebrows
6. All the overnight camps I was forced to go to went to as a kid
FUCK sleepaway camp. I want my mommy.
7. Agreeing to be set up
8. Not buying more Girl Scout Cookies
I could’ve frozen them!! Why didn’t you think ahead, Alex?!
9. That I live in a society with Donald Trump supporters
10. 99% of the times I shave my legs
There always turns out to be no reason for it anyway.
11. Buying so many candles
Like, I just could never burn as many candles as I own. Is there a charity that needs candles?
12. That Barbie exists.
And is marketed towards young girls.
13. Ever giving a shit
Like, there’s just no point.
14. Did I mention the guys I’ve dated?
15. That one time I let one of said guys convince me that ‘spiritual enlightenment’ by way of pot cookies was a sufficient/acceptable/not completely fucking stupid birthday present to me
#24hoursofhell #paranoiaonfleek
16. That I never got a perm
I don’t know, I just feel like I missed out, you know?
17. That the Kardashians haven’t died collectively in a private family plane crash
“Saint”? Really?
18. That I didn’t embrace coffee sooner
I mean, where was I all these years?
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14. You dated Seinfeld? π
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I WISH.
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I always buy extra Girl Scout cookies. And I put them in the freezer. And EVERY TIME I discover that frozen Girl Scout cookies are MAYBE more delicious than room temperature Girl Scout cookies and an entire box of thin mints is gone in 5 minutes. NOM NOM NOM.
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WE ARE THE SAME PERSON
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The closer we get to Trump getting the nomination, the closer I get to scouting housing locations outside the U.S.
Also, is it ever really too late to get a perm?
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Canada, yo.
We are pretty chill.
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Girl you on my list.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. You need to come visit me. End of June/July, when it is the Jazz Fest in montreal and fun and warm.
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eeeeeeek i want to!! I’m gonna look at possible ways to plan this..
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And I will nag.
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Perfect π
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ahahahahahahaaaahahahaha to all of this π
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Lol about a charity that needs candles… Yes. We should find that charity.
Also, you could TOTALLY still get a perm.
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;D maybe I will! and post about it!
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So many relatable items on this list, but the most unbelievable thing I learned was that you never got a perm!
I was permed-by-force for many years. It was the late-1980s/early 1990s…
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hahahahah well I feel that my natural hair is already pretty much a bad perm, so maybe that’s why I never took the plunge
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You know, there is one small positive to Trump: He makes the Kardashians seem totally relatable and normal and well adjusted.
P.S. I legit like Kendall Jenner.
P.P.S. Coffee. Seriously. Waisting time on dates is par for the course in any girl’s life. Missing out on coffee… that was all on you. Terrible. I don’t know how you can work through that.
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π π π half of my therapy is devoted to how I fucked up re: coffee. and we may have to debate kendall. I would agree she’s the best. But they’re all the worst.
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BUT… They are ALL a bazillion times better than Trump.
I would gladly discuss politics with any of them (no matter how painful) EVERY DAY, and listen to their incredible world views about socks and corsets and eyebrows and who knows what else, rather than have to hear one more word from Trump.
I can’t.
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True dat
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Umm this is just gonna have to be a list comment.
1. Fer shurrr.
2. For even thinking about eating kale.
3. I would have thought 100%, but you were being generous. We apologize for being. SO. STUPID.
4. If I go to any event, I’m not warning anyone, but mostly I’m crashing.
5. I know right? I pluck mine like once every seven years and that was way too much.
6. For me it was Scout campouts. Not one did I ever not regret going to. Indoors always.
7. All blind dates are the worst. Except for the dates where you actually know the person. Those are the worst too.
8. Especially the Somoas.
9. He should go on his own show, called the Reprehensiblist.
10. Or my face. So many cuts.
11. Except to burn down places of people you don’t like. IE everyone.
12. Is there a Bitter Barbie. Now that would be realistic.
13. Yep.
14. They need to forearm shiver.
15. Again, a forearm shiver.
16. You missed the 80’s. I have so many high school enemies that I could blackmail right now…
17. Saint Lucifer maybe.
18. Right?
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Oh Ben, you’re a Godsend. Loling as usual. Thank you π
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A great post deserves a worthy comment list.
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π thank you
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