Me: “I would like to never see or talk to [Guy’s Name] again.”

Boss [mocking pre–current-opinion-of-said-guy Me]: “He’s just so funny. He’s really funny.”

[Current] Me: “OksoImisjudged! That is not uncommon for me.”

Boss [still mocking apparently]: “There’s just something special about him.”

Me:

Adventures in cupping.

#I’mbasicallyMichaelPhelps