Thank you to Jess for having me as a guest on her wonderful blog! 🙂
I’ve always been a huge Marie Antoinette fan. I nearly dedicated a final paper in college to Marie and her unfortunate execution. I’m a firm believer that she never said, “Let them eat cake!” Fun fact: her final words before her execution were, “pardon me, sir. I meant not to do it.” She accidentally stepped on […]
My sister [with conviction]: “Don’t cancel your score unless you get diarrhea in the middle of the test.”
To make the insurance co. pay.
not-so-secretly happy to have a socially acceptable excuse to not talk to people.
When the mechanic said to me, “Yeah… They don’t care about you.”
If you’re going to keep infiltrating our protests, pick a better disguise. I recommend, “Looking Like You Actually Give a FUCK.”