When you’re the two most under-achieving guests at a costume party.

When you hear a song a guy wrote about you

Guest Post: Life as a Royal – Alex from Only Bad Chi — You’re Fine

Thank you to Jess for having me as a guest on her wonderful blog! 🙂

I’ve always been a huge Marie Antoinette fan. I nearly dedicated a final paper in college to Marie and her unfortunate execution. I’m a firm believer that she never said, “Let them eat cake!” Fun fact: her final words before her execution were, “pardon me, sir. I meant not to do it.” She accidentally stepped on […]

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When a kindergartner you’re tutoring tells you that you smell like cupcakes

You:

That is LITERALLY the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

When you lose your ring that says “fuck”

And you have to describe it to people when asking around

Me trying to figure out if/when it’s ever appropriate to cancel my LSAT score

My sister [with conviction]: “Don’t cancel your score unless you get diarrhea in the middle of the test.”

Me:

When your life goal is to meet your annual out-of-pocket maximums

To make the insurance co. pay.

#ATTN:corrupthealthinsuranceindustry #I’mcomingforyou

 

 

When you’re sick and you lose your voice

And you’re not-so-secretly happy to have a socially acceptable excuse to not talk to people.

Realest moment of the day

When the mechanic said to me, “Yeah… They don’t care about you.”

#grantedhewastalkingaboutthecardealership #butstill.. #applicable #generallytomylife

ATTN: Undercover Police Officers

If you’re going to keep infiltrating our protests, pick a better disguise. I recommend, “Looking Like You Actually Give a FUCK.”

#ifitwalkslikeapigandittalkslikeapig