Subverting gender norms ALL day.

#thisiswhathappenswhenyouputmeinchargeoftheofficebathroomkeys

When you’re the two most under-achieving guests at a costume party.

Adventures in cupping.

#I’mbasicallyMichaelPhelps

 

When the only time you wear workout clothes

is to work.

#What? #WhyelsewouldtheybecalledWORKoutclothes?

My thoughts exactly.

When you’re FaceTiming with your dog

and you realize you’re the same person

It’s tax season in the Eason household

#isitahouseholdifit’sjustoneofyou? #tistheseasonmotherfuckers #brbdying

 

But really though

Shut up. 

I’m basically Beyoncé

#callmeA.ÉASON #totallynerdedoutandtookaphoto #hadtosortofclimbinthebushtogetit #telltalesignofnotaVIP

 

When Kobe sort of makes eye contact with you

While wiping his nose. 

#whatcanIsay? #Imakeaguywannablowhisnose

Also:  

#Metta