Kim K. isn’t the only one who can take sultry selfies

#didIgetthelipsright #Ineedtocleanmymirror #sensual #youknowheriCloudisjustonelongselfie

 

When you’re in your PJs before 8 PM

With coloring book in hand. Because you just don’t care.  

When the passive aggression at your office

is taken to a whole new level.

When someone sends you this floral arrangement

You:

When you see this in the front window of your AirBnB

…

 
  

When the urgent care you go to

Is apparently a spa.  

    

hopes & dreams lol #youcan’tflushsomethingthatdoesn’texist

    
    
    

the WiFi here is faster than at my apartment

  

if only this were an airport…

  

“Would you like some water while you wait?”

 

When you let your bangs express themselves

#NOPE. #bangsonbangs #bangin #bighairbigday

1 AM Breakfast of Champions

#strawberrypoptarts #luckycharmsbiiiitch #7-Eleven #justouraverageTuesdaynight/Wednesdaymorning

Touché

#CulverCommunityChurchbringingitHARD

I hope you die, sir.