Spring Breaaaaaaak

Me on the phone with the DIRECTV guy today

When you’re sick and you lose your voice

And you’re not-so-secretly happy to have a socially acceptable excuse to not talk to people.

When you paper cut your lip

When the news covers a Bernie Sanders rally you attend

#I’mnotreadyformycloseup #whateverAlex,it’snotaboutyou #it’saboutthefactthat: Sanders is the only presidential candidate out of the democrats and republicans who supports a federal $15/hr min wage.

 

When you’re going to your mom’s work event

And you have to actually put on real clothes and make an effort to not look like the personification of a moldy raisin for once… And you’re not sure how it’s going.   

#jkofcourseyouknowhowit’sgoing #it’snotgoingwell #amIpullingitoff? #Iamnotpullingitoff

When you get a second flat tire in less than a week

What if you’re your own better half?

#betterwhole?

Touché

#CulverCommunityChurchbringingitHARD

When you get into a car accident

and have to spend your Friday night in the ER but try to keep your sense of humor

But then they stick you in a room with a TV that’s playing the “CrossFit Games”:

#ISTHISREALLIFE

 So: 

#DNR