My sister [with conviction]: “Don’t cancel your score unless you get diarrhea in the middle of the test.”
To make the insurance co. pay.
not-so-secretly happy to have a socially acceptable excuse to not talk to people.
When the mechanic said to me, “Yeah… They don’t care about you.”
If you’re going to keep infiltrating our protests, pick a better disguise. I recommend, “Looking Like You Actually Give a FUCK.”