When ur thriving

When your Internet ads are 👌

Considering tracking down my old prison stalker

Maybe he’ll text me back.

Subverting gender norms ALL day.

#thisiswhathappenswhenyouputmeinchargeoftheofficebathroomkeys

When your major food group glows in the dark

Me when I try to talk to a guy.

#Knope

When you’re the two most under-achieving guests at a costume party.

When you hear a song a guy wrote about you

Me: “I would like to never see or talk to [Guy’s Name] again.”

Boss [mocking pre–current-opinion-of-said-guy Me]: “He’s just so funny. He’s really funny.”

[Current] Me: “OksoImisjudged! That is not uncommon for me.”

Boss [still mocking apparently]: “There’s just something special about him.”

Me:

My Guest Post for The Confusing Middle

I was honored when Aaron over at The Confusing Middle asked me to write a guest post for him while he’s on vacay. Here it is! (Censored, because apparently “fuck” isn’t everyone’s favorite word).

Hey, kids… I’m out of town this week. Finally taking that vacation I’ve been thinking about for eight years. Anyway, while I’m gone some friends have agreed to write some guest posts for my blog. Today’s post comes from Alex. I asked her the question, what is one experience that has shaped the person you […]

via Sticking to Your Convictions — The Confusing Middle