My Boss: “I’m hungry.

I’m just hungry all the time.”

Me: “Oh my God ME. TOO!! It’s just not fair!!”

Him: “You know what it is? White carbs. They make you hungrier.”

Me: “You mean like pasta? Rice? Potatoes? Bread? All the good things?!”

Him: “Yep.”

Me: “I refuse to accept that.”

Him: “If you switch to whole wheat pasta, it’s rough at first, but then you get used to it.”

Me: “You mean rough because it’s a weird texture and tastes like cardboard?”

Him: “Yeah but then you just gotta perfect your sauces.”

Me: “Yeah, it is all about the sauces. And the cheese. But then maybe that negates the whole point.”

Him: “Eh, some Reggiano in moderation–it’s a way of life, you know?”

Me: “Actually I don’t. Moderation is lost on me.”