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Tag: feminism
When a random guy at a bar
buys you an unsolicited shot and proceeds to tell you that “you need to stop trying so hard to try” and that “you suck at life”
Considering tracking down my old prison stalker
Maybe he’ll text me back.
Subverting gender norms ALL day.
#thisiswhathappenswhenyouputmeinchargeoftheofficebathroomkeys
Me when I try to talk to a guy.
#Knope
The unfollow is mutual
#happyelectionday
When you hear a song a guy wrote about you
When you lose your ring that says “fuck”
And you have to describe it to people when asking around
When you’re low-key obsessed with someone
Who barely knows you exist
#I’mgoingtodiealone
Me: “I would like to never see or talk to [Guy’s Name] again.”
Boss [mocking pre–current-opinion-of-said-guy Me]: “He’s just so funny. He’s really funny.”
[Current] Me: “OksoImisjudged! That is not uncommon for me.”
Boss [still mocking apparently]: “There’s just something special about him.”
Me:
only bad chi 