When you visit your family

and ruin everything.

#Happy4th #isitthough

When you paper cut your lip

A day inside my planner

Can someone please subtitle the Nick Young admitting-he’s-cheated-on-Iggy Azalea tape though?

Seriously, I don’t understand what he’s saying. All I got was an 11-yr age gap (to which I echo D’Angelo Russell’s sentiments: “Ah HELL Naw…”), and Amber Rose (duh).

When you drop a giant cup of hot tea

while you’re talking to your boss in his office, and it spills all over you and his beige leather chair.

When you spend like 30 minutes joking with a guy

about you banging his dad, and then find out his dad is dead.

When you forget how to spell your name

at a mixer with some of the most powerful, influential people in Hollywood.

#WINNING

And then you spill food all over your shirt and then make friends with a portly lesbian when you see her spill her drink and tell her she’s NOT ALONE and then you accidentally boob-touch her and you think she thinks it wasn’t an accident because she just embraces you after.