My boss, as we were in a meeting with a director who made $80 million on his last film:

“When we took [our 10-month old] to a birthday party this weekend, a 2-yr old head-butted her.”

Me:When I was volunteering with a 3-yr old, he kept head-butting me, too–maybe it’s like a thing?”

Him: “Wait, how were you at head-level?”

Me: “Oh, no–he kept head-butting me in the crotch.”

Him & The Director: “…..”

Me: “Yeah, things got uncomfortable.”

6 thoughts on “My boss, as we were in a meeting with a director who made $80 million on his last film:

  1. bensbitterblog says:

    That is awesome. There’s got to be a job where you get paid to say awkward things at parties to liven up the party, or give people things to talk about when they to go to meetings like this. Though, I’m always saying stuff that gets my wife to do the zip it motion.

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