“When we took [our 10-month old] to a birthday party this weekend, a 2-yr old head-butted her.”
Me: “When I was volunteering with a 3-yr old, he kept head-butting me, too–maybe it’s like a thing?”
Him: “Wait, how were you at head-level?”
Me: “Oh, no–he kept head-butting me in the crotch.”
Him & The Director: “…..”
Me: “Yeah, things got uncomfortable.”
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That is awesome. There’s got to be a job where you get paid to say awkward things at parties to liven up the party, or give people things to talk about when they to go to meetings like this. Though, I’m always saying stuff that gets my wife to do the zip it motion.
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OH MY GOD IF THAT IS A JOB I WANT IT. I would excel!
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Yeah, that job meeting with directors that made $80 mill on their last movie is too much pressure.
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Actually I just saw a term on twitter that would apply here. Funcomfortable?
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love that
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I can’t tell you exactly when or where or what (thanks stroke), but I know I have stopped all conversation with a, ahem, statement…
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