Starlight Blogger Award

Another nomination I am shamefully behind on–apologies! The wonderful, amazing, witty, hilarious Mindy nominated me for this–thank you so much, and everyone PLEASE check out her blog, it’s SO FANTASTIC and such a pleasure to read!! She’s the bees knees–honestly–and she’s a definite STAR and more than worthy of this award. As are so many other bloggers, but simply in the interest of time and making things easier on everyone, I’ll opt out of nominating others and will complete the questions-portion of the nomination (I know I’m breaking the rules about breaking the rules here, so again, sorry I’m the worst!).

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Questions from Mindy, along with my answers:

1. You’re on a crowded train, and you’re no longer sure whether that’s the metal armrest from the chair behind you jutting into your upper thigh or someone’s hand… but you’re sweaty, famished and you no longer care. You’re five stops from home when the train comes to a screeching halt and the power goes out. The operator says it could be a while… luckily for you, you’ve got a bag of stale pretzels, an apple and a mealy peanut butter protein bar with you, along with half a bottle of water. 1. Do you think you should have reconsidered your food choices? 2. In what order do you consume your food and do you share?

1. YES.

2. Protein bar, pretzels, apple–healthiest last to increase the chances I won’t have room for it–and NO, especially not with someone who’s sticking their unwanted boner in my upper thigh.

2. You’re taking a bubble bath because you fucking deserve it, okay? You’re sitting there with complete disregard for the fact that baths are actually kind of gross because you’re sitting in your own filth, and you smell something starting to burn. What the hell, right, because you’re pretty sure you turned the oven off. Now that you think about it, you did turn the oven off. Go you. What scented bubble bath did you use and why?

Probably actually had to use unscented bubble bath because I have extra-sensitive skin 😦 Leave it to me to make what’s supposed to be one of the sexiest things into the least sexy version of itself possible.

3. You’re standing in line at Subway. The line is kind of long, giving you time to really think about what kind of sandwich you want. You’ve decided on a footlong honey oat with turkey and American cheese but you feel like spicin’ it up. You get some avocado simply because you can. After getting a coke and chips to go with your order, you sit down in the far corner, as the lunch rush really comes into swing. Upon taking your first sip of your drink you realize they gave you Pepsi. What do you do? And how long do you think the smell of Subway will stay in your clothes?

I really can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke, so I probably wouldn’t do anything except keep drinking it. And ETERNITY.

Thanks for great questions Mindy!!

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12 thoughts on “Starlight Blogger Award

  1. Josh Wrenn says:

    HA! Great questions and great answers. You two have awesome senses of humor so this post was double fun to read.

    But on Subway…Yuck. And I have never been in any Subway where they don’t just hand you the cup so you can fill it yourselves. What kind of third-rate Subways do you all go to? 🙂

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  2. Mindy says:

    I’m glad that we both know that Subway will live on in your clothes forever. Also, thank you for you kind and wonderful words!! YOU are the bees knees! Great answers! 🙂

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  3. kindredspirit23 says:

    I thought of my own answers to the questions and realized that, though I don’t take baths, I take showers – if I smelled something burning and it wasn’t the stove, it is probably the cat…though that is bad enough, I would continue to think of the cat running through the house on fire, setting fire to everything – and my thoughts would turn to whether I could fit through the small bathroom window and how stupid I would feel when I was lying there naked and the neighbors all came to find out why I freaked when my space heater burned a fuse and went out!

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  4. bensbitterblog says:

    I believe we should just rename the award the SuperStar light award. And Subway is the worst. The fact that their motto is eat fresh and then you look at their bread and see nothing fresh about it just kills me. Totally explains the Jared Sandwich guy too. Creepy.

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